// mottos.js
// Copyright Tired Parents Web Design
// June 8, 2002


function motto() {
 // motto() generates a random motto.
 
 var n = 12;	// This is how many mottos we select from
 var now = new Date();
 var a = (now.getSeconds()) % n;

 document.write('<BR><BR><CENTER><HR>\n');

 switch(a) {
  case 1:  document.write('<P CLASS="strong">We put tender loving care in all our creations</P>\n'); break;
  case 2:  document.write('<P CLASS="strong">Web Pages for the technically challenged</P>\n'); break;
  case 3:  document.write('<P CLASS="strong">Web Pages for the rest of us</P>\n'); break;
  case 4:  document.write('<P CLASS="strong">Web Pages for people who don\'t have time</P>\n'); break;
  case 5:  document.write('<P CLASS="strong">Web Pages for tired parents</P>\n'); break;
  case 6:  document.write('<P CLASS="strong">Web Pages for the rest of us</P>\n'); break;
  case 7:  document.write('<P CLASS="strong">Web Pages for busy people</P>\n'); break;
  case 8:  document.write('<P CLASS="strong">Lazy people need web pages too</P>\n'); break;
  case 9:  document.write('<P CLASS="strong">Web Pages for people who want to learn how</P>\n'); break;
  case 10: document.write('<P CLASS="strong">Help for the technophobic</P>\n'); break;
  case 11: document.write('<P CLASS="strong">Web Pages for everyone</P>\n'); break;
  default: document.write('<P CLASS="strong">Web Pages for the rest of us</P>\n'); break;
 }
 document.write('<HR></CENTER>\n');
}